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"where the hell are they?" i fumed. i had been wandering around the different theatres hoping to catch sight of someone familiar but all i saw were.. people. i did, however, find several playbills in mint condition lying about in the trash. i had my #stonks moment after collecting as many as i could find to sell after ten years when they were worth money.

three hours and twenty playbills later, i still did not catch sight of my beloveds. where was ben platt? daveed? bernadette peters? shoshana? stephanie j. block? norm lewis? hugh panaro? ali ewoldt? rob mcclure? christian borle? GAHH. then a brainwave hit me harder than the bus hit regina george: schmackary's. i quickly google the directions then swaggered to the cookie shop.

i stood in the corner of the shop as inconspicuously as possible. my eyes were trained on the door as i willed all of my willpower to let sOmeone come in. i started to feel the staff judging me for not buying anything so i bought a double chocolate chip cookie. turns out, that cookie must have had been made with holy water or something because it was just so damn good. i snarfed down that cookie like tomorrow wasn't coming.

"welcome to schmackery's! what can i get you?" the familiar spiel of the cashier rang out throughout the shop. i kept digging in my bag to find a tissue to wipe my mouth. "hi there, i would like twelve red velvet cookies and my friend here would like one matcha cookie, if you'd please." i continued to rummage through my bag for something to wipe my mouth with, at the same time thinking who would need twelve red velvet cookies. "here you go, see you again! thanks for the $10 tip too, that really made our day." i paused for a moment, thinking to myself how generous that guy was. i snapped my head up to see who it was and literally screamed.