*Zeus after his battle against Typhon*
Hera massaging Zeus chest: "Hi Zeus, how you feeling?"
Zeus: "My wife... she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest."
Hera: "But I am your wife."
Zeus : (O ⌓ O) *heartbeat intensifies*
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
