Hades: *Takes Persephone and puts her on his shoulders*
Persephone:"I'm heavy!"
Hades: "Nah, don't swear it, you are not as heavy as you look."
Hekate: *Kicks Hades in the shins*
Hades: *Screams* "What the-"
Hekate: "That's not how you speak to a lady! There are rules you're gonna stick with when talking about certain topics! No matter what she weighs, you always tell her she is as light as air! Even if she is a hippo!"
Persephone:"Please, Hekate, stop. You are actually making me feel worse."
{Got the idea thanks to this TikTok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdv5hHPv/ }
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
