Apollo: *Weeping*
Artemis: "What's wrong?"
Apollo still sobbing: "People keep saying that a boy can't like boys and..." *Starts crying again*
Artemis: "One day they will stop, gonna grab you a McDonalds."
Artemis, in an other room makes a phone call: "Hek, mission fire rainbow is activated."
Hekate:" Roger that."
The following morning in the Olympus
Hermes:"Guys, an homophobic manifestation has been set on fire!"
Artemis:"Well, they died of natural causes."
Apollo:"They burned alive!"
Hekate:"Fire is natural."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
ComédieSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
