Hermes: "Hi, is Hephaestus sleeping or dead?"
Hera: "Hopefully dead, I hated his guts."
Aphrodite: "Yeah, so did I."
Hephaestus: "Okay first of all, fuck you-"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
UmorismoSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
Dead or asleep?
Hermes: "Hi, is Hephaestus sleeping or dead?"
Hera: "Hopefully dead, I hated his guts."
Aphrodite: "Yeah, so did I."
Hephaestus: "Okay first of all, fuck you-"
