*Apollo and Aphrodite talk about their love life*
Apollo:"I just can't understand why everyone keeps running away from me."
Aphrodite:"Well, maybe y-"
Ares, out of nowhere:"You have to treat your car like you treat a woman."
Apollo:"..."
Aphrodite:"Go on."
Ares:"No... I sense I've made a mistake of some kind."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...