Dionysus: "Hermes, I need you to deliver this letter to Ariadne. Oh and... it is confidential, don't read it."
Hermes: "No problem, Dionysus, I'm already on my way."
Hermes: "Let's see what he wrote... "Your magnificent scent charmed me from the first moment we met.", "Tonight in the woods our love will be renewed". Let's see what happens if I change the recipient."
Hermes: "Greetings almighty god of war, I have a letter for you from Dionysus."
Ares: "Thank you, Hermes, now get lost..."
Ares: *Opens the letter and reads it*
Ares: "What the actual f-"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
