Ares: "Argue with me!"
Hephaestus: "But you are wrong!"
Ares: "Argue with me!"
Hephaestus: "But you are wrong!"
Ares: "That's why you are the ugliest on Mount Olympus."
Hephaestus: "That's why you don't have a lover."
Ares: "I'm about to end your whole career... You know that Aphrodite is still with me, right?"
Hephaestus: "What!?"
Ares: "That's right."
Hephaestus: *Starts crying*
Athena: "Why did you say that!?"
Ares: "Nah, because they had it coming."
Hephaestus: "Zeus!"
Ares: "No! Don't call father now!"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
