*Everyone is pared to another deity*
Aphrodite & Apollo
Aphrodite: "You already are beautiful and intelligent so we are going to work on the sensuality."
Apollo: "Thank you, but what do you by "we are going to work on the sensuality"?"
Aphrodite: "Pole dance!"
Apollo: "Pole... dance?"
Aphrodite: "Pole dance!"
Hermes & Athena
Hermes: "Have you ever heard about "survivals games?""
Athena: "No?"
Hermes: "You will."
Hephaestus & Leto
Hephaestus: "Ehm... what about trying new forging techniques?"
Leto: "Yeah, sure."
Dionysus & Ares
Dionysus: "We get drunk and then have sex"
Ares: "I'm in!"
*After getting drunk and now in Ares' bed*
Dionysus laying on Ares' chest: "Nice muscles."
Ares, realising only now: "Wait... you meant-"
Dionysus: "Don't worry, you will like it."
Ares: "Fuck it! I'm in."
Dionysus: "More like fuck me."
Eros & Zeus
Eros:"Don't you even think about!"
Artemis & Hera
Artemis: "You will learn how to kill people who hurt you."
Hera: "I know what you are talking about and I want to remind you that Zeus is immortal."
Artemis: "You will learn how to torture people who hurt you!"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
