Apollo: "Roses are red."
Athena: "Violets are blue."
Ares: "And I want to bang you."
Apollo and Athena: "You always ruin everything!"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
Ares and poetry
Apollo: "Roses are red."
Athena: "Violets are blue."
Ares: "And I want to bang you."
Apollo and Athena: "You always ruin everything!"