Contacts

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*Demeter checks her phone and notices that Hermes changed all her contacts' names*

Demeter: "Hey, Hermes changed all my contact names. Can you tell me who you are?"
???: "What does it say?"
Demeter: "Bitch."
???: "Oh wow... and by the way it's Hades, your brother and son-in-law."
Demeter: "Oh I guess he didn't change this one."

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