Apollo *cries in Leto's arms*
Artemis with her eyes full of concern along side some other deities: "What happened?"
Apollo sobbing in his mother's arms: "Hyacinth died, Zephyrus killed him while we were playing discus thrown."
Artemis: "Oh my gods, Apollo, I'm so sorry. I know how much he meant to you"
Aphrodite: "What!? I'm going kill him!" *starts sobbing* "I was already picturing your marriage ceremony"
Hermes: "Buddy, remember that I'm here no matter what"
Zeus: "Oh... that's sad..."
Hekate to Zeus: "What the Hades!? Are you fuckin' serious!? Imma burn your fuckin' ass, just like I've done with Clyzius if you don't show some love to my sunshine little cousin and then Imma do the same thing with the bitch of the west!"
Everyone scared as never before: "..."
Artemis: "Mum, pick me up. I'm scared."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
