Hera: "You lying, cheating, piece of shit!"
Zeus: "Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!"
Hera: "I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING EILEITHYIA WITH ME!"
Hebe, picking up the monopoly board: "I think we're gonna stop playing now."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...