Hermes: "Ready, we are going to play guess the word, ok? Hm..." *points at Zeus*
Zeus:" It has to do with me so... stylish!"
Hera: "Bitch!"
Hermes: "Nope."
Artemis: "Fake shit!"
Hermes: "Nah."
Athena: "Rat!"
Dionysus: "Lopsided titty!"
Eros: "Slut!"
Leto: "Bad breath!"
Ares: "Partner stealer!"
Aphrodite: "Of easy virtue!"
Demeter: "Lousy!"
Asteria: "Gross!"
The nymphs: "Basic!"
Hekate: "Garbage!"
Apollo: "Shit!"
Hermes: "Yaaaaas!"
Apollo: "It was so easy."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
