Hera: "Is there a piece of news?"
Ephesus: "I'm ugly!"
Hera: "I said: "is there a piece of news?""
Dionysus: "Zeus fell from the stairs today"
Hera: "Oh my... Ahahahahah thanks Dionysus"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
Hera looking for news
Hera: "Is there a piece of news?"
Ephesus: "I'm ugly!"
Hera: "I said: "is there a piece of news?""
Dionysus: "Zeus fell from the stairs today"
Hera: "Oh my... Ahahahahah thanks Dionysus"