'I dare you to go to Ed and go on your knees and say I surrender then do whatever he says for 1 hour' Oh hell no! I can't do that!!! Did I include forfits in this book?! No I didn't did I? Oh damn.......
*He phones Ed. It rings for a while but eventually there is an answer*
Edward: "Hello?"
Um, Hi, it's me, Envy.
Edward: "What the hell do you want?"
I was just wondering of we could meet in person, I have something very important that I need to tell you.
Edward: "How can I know that it's not a trick?"
You can't............
Edward: "................ I'll be there"
Meet me at 8:00 in Central.
Edward: "Where?"
I'll find you. Just walk around and look casual. *Puts down the reciever*
~At 8:00
*Sees Edward looking like the most awkward person in the world and walks up behind him*
I thought I told you to look casual?
Edward: *Jumps a bit* I had to make sure you weren't going to attack me or something!
*Rolls his eyes* Whatever, just follow me.
They arrive in a secluded area
Edward: *Folds his arms* "Well? What is it that you wanted to tell me?"
*He gets down on his knees and puts his arms in the air* I.......I surrender....
Edward: "WHAT?!?!?!?"
Don't make me say it again!
Edward: "You've given up?!"
Yes. I will do whatever you say for an hour.
Edward: "Yes! This is gonna be brilliant!!!!!!"
Oh god, what have I let myself in for..........
*During that one hour Envy had done all of Edward's house work, was wearing make-up, was in a pink frilly dress, had to refer to Edward as 'Master', was forced to help an old Lady cross a street, donated money to a children's hospital, had to put on a show at the retirement home and was now currently giving Edward a massage. The hour was up*
If we burn, you burn with us!!! *Pushes Edward over* Rebellion success!!!! *Runs off like a mad man*
(I was feeling random so I put it a Hunger Games quote :D)
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