'Sooooo I dare you ask out Winry, she has to accept, you two go on a date and then you feel Ed's wrath. AND NO FORFEITING!!!' Did I read that right!?!?!?! You want me to ask a human on a date?!?! And even worse, it's WINRY!!! You could have picked anyone but oh no you went and chose her!!! Lets just get this over and done with....... *Goes to Winry's house and knocks on the door*
Winry: *Opens the door* "Envy? What are you doing here this time?"
*Starts sweating* I, um, well.....*Sighs* Will you go on a date with me?
Winry: *Sees Envy is genuine about the date* "I'm not sure I should, Ed would get pretty mad....."
Please? Just one date. I promise, then I won't bother you after that.
Winry: *Rolls her eyes* "Fine. Meet me at Madame Christmas's at 9:00pm. Don't be late" *Slams the door on Envy*
*Punches the air* Yes, alright! I can totally pull this off!! *Goes home to get ready*
~Time Skip to 9:00pm
Winry: *Is waiting for Envy outside Madame Christmas's* "Where is he? If he doesn't show soon I'm going to leave"
*Runs over to Winry* I'm here! Sorry I'm late! Um, shall we go in? *Holds the door open for Winry*
Winry: "Sure" *Walks inside*
*Goes in after her*
~The date starts
*Starts feeling sick because he realised that he is actually dating a human* Er, will you excuse me for a moment, I need to use the bathroom... *Gets up and runs to the toilets*
Winry: *Sighs* "Okaaaay....."
~After half an hour of Envy throwing up
Winry: *Looks at her watch* "This is ridiculous, he's still in there!! I'm leaving!!!" *Gets up and storms our angrily, bumping into Ed along the way*
Ed: *Sees shes really mad* "Hey, Winry, whats the matter?"
Winry: "Well... *She tells Ed what happened*
Ed: *Is also really angry* "That son of a-" *He cuts himself off before bursting inside the bathroooms to confront Envy*
*Is busy being sick*
Ed: *Goes up to Envy and punches him hard in the face*
*Falls over* Hey what was that for?!
Ed: For what you did to Winry!!! *Punches him again*
I didn't even want to date her, it was the stupid humans again!!!!!
Ed: *Grips Envy by the front of his shirt and pushed him against the wall* Don't give me that crap! *Transmutes his right-arm into a sword type spear thing and holds it to Envy's neck* DON'T YOU EVER HARM HER AGAIN!!!!!! *He drops Envy and leaves*
*Gets up dizzily* Oh man, that went worse than expected *passes out on the floor*
(Wow, that was a long post!!! XD)
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