(Contains references to swearing)
'I dare Envy to tell Ed he ate his mother's dead body and that it was very tasty. And then dance Caramelldansen and Womanizer with him because why not??' Eww, thats pretty gross. But if it's a dare, I'll have to do it...
~Later, at Edward's house.
Hey, Edward! Guess what?
Ed: *Rolls his eyes* What?
I ate your mum's dead body and it tasted nice....
Ed: "YOU SON OF A-"
Whoa, Ed you can't swear! This book is PG 13!
Ed: "I DON'T CARE!! I'M JUST GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
Wait what- *Edward lunges at him and starts strangling him.*
*Envy is can't breathe* D-Dude! I didn't r-really! C-Calm down!!!
Ed: "DON'T YOU EVER SAT THINGS LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!!"
Alright fine! Just calm down! Look, heres some calming music. *Starts to play Caramelldansen and Womaniser*
Ed: *Stares at him weirdly." What the hell-"
Shhh. *He puts a finger up to tell Ed to be quiet* Just enjoy the music.
Ed: "Okay?"
~After a few mins, Ed and Envy are dancing like idiots.
Ed: "Man, you were right! This is fun!"
*Envy grins* Have I ever been wrong?
(Well that was odd :D)
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