Alright, the next question was 'So, Envy, who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend? Sorry I'm not sure yet about your gender.' For the last time.........I AM A MALE!!!!!!!!! Why can't you people tell!? Gah, it's so- No, i'm gonna stop myself here before I say anything hurtful......
Anyways, back to the question. I've never actually considered being in a relationship and now that I am thinking about it, it sounds like a horrible idea. Why would you expect me, Envy, to fall in love with some pathetic lifeform?! Do I look like the kind of homunculus who would actually like anybody?!
Well, I did say I would answer all questions given to me so I guess I have to say someone......Um, I guess Colonel Mustang's subordinate is kinda cool. What was her name again? Wasn't it Riza? *Starts getting embarrassed* Yeah, I don't hate her as much as most humans but I would never date her.
Thats the best answer your getting.... *walks off to avoid humiliation*
(That pairing is not cannon, I just thought of a random person)
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