Transformers Crack

Megatron's Redemption?

Megatron: Starscream.

Starscream: PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME! 

Megatron: I just wanted to say....I'm.....

Me: Go on! 

Megatron: I was going to ask if you got any energon.

Me: What a letdown.......

Starscream: I did. But it's all mine! *crazy laugh*

World : * explodes *