Optimus Prime: *tied up*
Me: Optimus why are you tied up?
Optimus Prime: The fangirls thought it would be hot...*trying to wiggle out*
Fangirls: OHMYGODIT'SSOHOT!!
Me: ......
Gearburn: *tied up* Even I'm in bondage...
Me: Wth Gearburn you're my creation
Fangirls: GEARBURN'SPRETTYHOTTOOTHOUGHLIKEHAVEYOUSEENHIMINBONDAGE?!
Me: ......just....I'm out
Gearburn: ADDY WAIT! HELP!
Fangirls: *crowd around Optimus and Gearburn*