Ads of Stupidity

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Soundwave: Are you tired of doing all the work and having no personality?

Starscream: Are you tired of being alone...*screen turns black and white as Mad World plays*

Bumblebee: Are you tired of fans all over you?

Megatron: Are you tired of other people's crap?

Steve the Vehicon: Are you tired of people shipping you with someone you only talked to once?!! *rampages*

Optimus Prime: Well Addy made something to not fix those problems. An ad for a product you can't get called Beastly War Cologne

Me: I think I hate the name more than myself

Optimus Primal: Now that's just prime

*Laugh track plays*

Me: I didn't know we had the budget for that

Starscream: I'm going to blow up the world because everyone thinks of the newest version of me when my name is mentioned and everyone thinks I'm gay for everyone! *dies in explosion with Earth*

Me: We lost a fam for an ad!

~Starscream Funeral~

Soundwave: *plays vine*

Vine: We watched him whip,

We watched him nae nae

Now he's whipping in HEAVAAAANN!!!

Dark Energon Starscream: I got bored of hell lmao

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