President Prime

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Optimus Prime: I am the president of the United States! *echo* states...

Me: Just because you're red, white and blue doesn't mean that you're the president.

Optimus: But, I made a poster and everything.

Me: You're not Obama.

Optimus: Stop being so mean, Addy!

Starscream: Destroy the world!

World: * explodes*

Bumblebee: Why does the world keep exploding?

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