When your crush leaves you on read
When your crush says "You're pretty cool."
When you make eye contact with your crush
When you see your enemy flirting with your crush
I'm listening....
*not Starscream* When your mom references dead memes
When your crush says "I like gals/guys with a dark past."
"Just a prank bro"
*also not Starscream* Perfect loops don't exi-
Starscream: When you have a crush on your master but the humans say it's kinky
Me when the homies aren't around