Swerve: OK EVERYONE WE'RE PUTTING ON THE LITTLE MERMAID THIS WEEKEND AND WE HAVE TO PUT ALL OF OUR EFFORT IN! PERIODT!
Me: *sitting in theatre seat* He did not...aww wait they're doing Little Mermaid?
Swerve: Can we do this song with Rewind, Chromedome, Ratchet and Ultra Magnus please?
Me and Rodimus: *vibing*
Me: So who's everyone playing?
Rodimus: Rewind is Ariel and Chromedome is Eric I'm like 200% sure
Me: That's not a real percentage...
Rodimus: Ratchet is Sebastian and *tries not to laugh* Ultra Magnus is King Triton
Me: *almost dies of laughter*
Perceptor: *hits play on backing track*
Rewind: *starts singing*
Chromedome: *beautifully harmonizes*
Ratchet: ...I refuse...
Drift: *walks in room* Oh yay Ratchet's on!
Ratchet: *starts singing not cause of Drift or anything lmao*
Ultra Magnus: Cannot. Will not.
Swerve: Magnus! It's tech week! Don't make me replace you with Optimus Prime! He's your understudy anyway!
Ultra Magnus: *tries to smirk cause he devised a plan but it's so uncharacteristic it just looks like a pained smile*
Rodimus: Wait is Magnus....scheming??? *gasps* You've learned a lot from me huh?
Magnus: No
Rodimus: If you say you were influenced by me, I'll get you "injured" enough to force Optimus into replacing you in the show.
~A few chaotic seconds later~
Rodimus: Unfortunately, Magnus has broken his leg.
Magnus: *wearing fake cast* Yeah
Swerve: Aw that sucks. Prime can come over though.
Rodimus: You'll still have Magnus here but backstage instead!
Magnus: This is not what we agreed upo-
Rodimus: *glare*
Magnus: *drags leg backstage*
~Timeskip~
Chromedome: Can we do the kiss scene already?
Swerve: If you guys kiss earlier it defeats the purpose
Rewind: But we've been like...practicing...
Chromedome: Yeah...like...a lot
Swerve: You guys have such good chemistry I would believe it if you actually were together. :)
Chromedome and Rewind: .... actually we-
Optimus Prime: *bursts in* I'm here to save your sinking ship.
Swerve: Our new King Triton is here!
Me: Say sike right now
Rodimus: This'll be great
Swerve: We're running the wedding scene at the end.
Optimus: Oh good I just stand here and go :)
Swerve: Exactly. MAGNUS THROW THE FLOWERS ON STAGE!!
Magnus: *weakly throws the flowers across the stage*
Rewind: *sarcastically* Wow this is pretty romantic
Chromedome: Eh this'll do *goes to kiss Rewind*
Swerve: CUT! Not yet! Why are you two so eager??
Perceptor: *presses play on backing track*
Swerve: Now you ca-
Chromedome and Rewind: *definitely already kissing*
Me: *standing ovation*
Rodimus: Wow definitely amazing. My favorite part was when Magnus threw all the flowers onstage
Magnus: *sweeping flowers offstage* I'm going to strangle him one day
