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Everyone: *on a ship*

Optimus Prime: *driving ship*

Chromedome: RAINBOWS

Rewind: We get Domey. You're gay

Ironhide: LIQUID NITROGEN

Bulkhead: *breaks something*

Ratchet: BULKHEAD I NEEDED THAT!

My Crush: Let's play Bed, Wed, or Behead

Me: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Chromedome: OOO I wanna play!

My Crush: Alrighty. So...choose from Starscream, Optimus Prime and Ratchet.

Chromedome: Hmmm....Bed Starscream...

Me: Of course

Chromedome: Wed Optimus Prime *looks over at Optimus*

Optimus Prime: *ignores Chromedome and keeps steering*

Chromedome: And behead Ironhide...sorry

Ironhide: LIQUID NITROGEN!!!!!!

Everyone: *being really loud*

Optimus Prime: I'M SO DONE! *jumps out of ship*

Everyone: ..........

My Crush: Did Optimus Prime just die?

Me: He'll come back tomorrow





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