So...How Was Hell?

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Me: *going to school* Back at this dump again...*feels something moving in my bag and hears muffled conversations* ....

No they did not....*opens bag to see the cassettes* Of course....

Cassettes: *stop moving*

Me: *harshly whispers* You came along!

Rumble: We wanted to see how human school is!

Me: Ok but shut up in there. *closes bag* 


~Timeskippy~


Me: *in boring class*

Frenzy: *unzips bag suddenly* So...where's your so-called crush that you talk about? *looks around*

Rumble: You don't just ask that, Frenzy!

Me: SHH! He's gone ok...

Frenzy: He's dead?!

Me: No! He's just...not at this school anymore...

Lazerbeak: *aggressive bird noises*

Ravage: *loudly roars*

Teacher: *looks over*

Frenzy: Aw poor Addy. Her crush is go-

Me: *zips up bag* Hehe

Teacher: *dirty look* 


~Timeskippy Zippy~


Ratchet: *opens up a spacebridge*

Me: *walks through it*

Optimus Prime: *gasp* ADDY'S BACK! *poses naturally* So uh...how was school?

Me: *raises eyebrow* It was...school...

Rumble: *unzips bag and comes out*

Me: The cassettes came with me...

The rest of the cassettes: *follow Rumble out*

Rumble: Man...humans have to go through that every  day?

Me: Pretty much.

Frenzy: Her crush is dead ^^

Me: .....

Ratchet: I don't think he's dead...

Optimus Prime: BUT HE WAS SO COOL!! *cries*

Ratchet: Optimus! You've been so emotional lately!  

Me: He's not dead! He's just gone. 

Rumble: It's ok Addy. *hugs me*

Me: Well...gotta go back tomorrow so I'm gonna sleep. *throws bag on floor*

Rumble: I'm seriously gonna need some psychiatric help from Rung...

Frenzy: Same...

Lazerbeak: *aggressive bird noises*

Ravage: *roaring intensifies* 

Soundwave: *puts them back in him (totally not weird sounding)*

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