Game Show Host: HEY HEY HEY EVERYONE! WELCOME TO TRANSFORMERS FUED! IN THIS GAME WE'LL BE ASKING A SERIES OF QUESTIONS WHERE YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO ANSWER TO EARN PRIZES! LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS!
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT LOVES TO LEAD AND WON'T STOP IN THE JOURNEY TO HIS LEADERSHIP OF THE DECEPTICONS! GIVE IT UP FOR STARSCREAM!
Starscream: *hands on hips* Why am I here?
Audience: *cheering*
Game Show Host: OUR NEXT CONTESTANT HAS QUITE A LOT OF LEADERSHIP EXPERIENCE AND IS THE LAST OF HIS KIND! GIVE IT UP FOR OPTIMUS PRIME!
Optimus Prime: I just want money....
Everyone: *cheering*
Game Show Host: OUR LAST CONTESTANT IS QUITE THE FLIRT ESPECIALLY WITH OUR LITTLE ADDY AND HASN'T DIED YET! GIVE IT UP FOR ADDY'S CRUSH!
My Crush: *arms crossed* I did not agree to be here...
Me: *hugging him*
Game Show Host: For our first contestant! The prize would be a trip to California! What is the seventh planet from the Sun?
Starscream: I care not about the human solar system.
Game Show Host: Oooo not quite. The answer is Uranus.
Optimus Prime: Hehehe...
Game Show Host: I guess that means that you're out! *throws Starscream out of a window*
Starscream: GAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Game Show Host: Our next contestant! The prize would be a trip to Hawaii! In which film did Humphrey Bogart say, "We'll always have Paris?"
Optimus Prime: Um....
Game Show Host: Not exactly. The answer is Casablanca.
Optimus Prime: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT!
Me: WHAT?!
Game Show Host: I guess that means that you're out! *throws Optimus Prime out the window*
Optimus Prime: NOOOOOOOOO
Game Show Host: For our last contestant! The prize is a trip to New York!
Me: COME ON, MY LOVE YOU CAN DO IT!
My Crush: Alrighty. Wait what did you say?
Me: NOTHING CONTINUE PLEASE *nervous laughter*
Game Show Host: Who played Neo in The Matrix?
Optimus and Starscream: WHAT?! THAT'S EASY!
My Crush: Keanu Reeves
Game Show Host: You better start packing....cause you just won a trip to New York!
Me and My Crush: YAY!
Optimus and Starscream: ..........
