Gotta Get Back, Back To The Hell

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Ratchet: *walking around the base* ........*trips on bag* 

What the hell? What's this? *picks up tiny bag*

Me: That's my book bag...

Ratchet: No....NO! *looks around* 

PAPER! 
PENCILS!
NOTEBOOKS!
PENS!

IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL ISN'T IT?!

Me: Unfortunately....yeah...

Optimus Prime: I'm gonna miss Addy being at the base...*cries*

Me: No Prime I...

Starscream: I'LL GO WITH YOU THEN, ADDY!

Me: Screamer I don't think.....

Megatron: Or we can all go with Addy!

Me: I really don't think...

Rumble: I'm small enough to go with her! I'll just be a cassette in her bag!

Me: I mean...

Bumblebee: I'll drive you to school!

Me: Well...

Knockout: No I'll drive her to school. I'm sure she'd rather go in style.

Bumblebee: Are you saying I'm not in style you bastard?!

Me: Guys...

Everyone: *screaming random things*

Me: GUYS!!

Everyone: *shuts up*

Me: I'm just gonna be at school for a few hours a day.

Optimus Prime: A few hours too much...*cries*

Me: Prime. I won't have school on the weekends.

Optimus Prime: YAY! :D

Me: And I really don't think it's a good idea if you guys come along.

Everyone: Awwww

Me: Except Soundwave's cassettes.

Cassettes: YAY! 

Optimus Prime: Just stay safe at school please

Chromedome: If anyone bullies my adopted daughter...ooo

Rewind: They're gonna get it from both of us.

Me: I'll be fine.

Ratchet: So you mean...Addy will be gone and I'll finally have silence?



YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

Me: ......*leaves*

Chromedome: They grow up so fast....

**Ye. I'm gonna be at school and stuff...**

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