Dear Primus,
Are there such thing as Cybertronian strip clubs? I don't know why I'd ask you but I figured you might know the answer. Can this be like that movie "Letters to God" where the kid sends letters to God and he actually responds? That would be pretty cool. Anyway, everyone keeps using your name in vain. Even Optimus Prime. He may be a Prime but he's got quite the dirty mouth. Since you're sort of like God but Cybertronian, mind if you can hmu with a smokin dude soon. That would be amazing.
Sincerely,
Addy
