Optimus Prime: Guys you know Shape of Water, right? What if it was Shape of Water but with Addy and Gearburn?
Starscream: Isn't that the movie with the black lagoon monster thing?
Me: EEEEEWWWW
Gearburn: That's actually disgusting.
Bumblebee: Ya want sum fuk
Me: THAT'S SO GROSS STOOOOPPP
Gearburn: I would never be sexually attracted to Addy
Fangirls: *intense shipping*
Me: NO! Stop typing the fanfics! I would never be sexually attracted to Gearburn
Optimus Prime: You haven't even seen the movie have you?
Me and Gearburn: ....no....
