Big Book of Anime One Shots [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Kid x Reader ~ Simple Secrets

Requested by @TheWildNess

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You sat at your desk, lightly tapping your foot against the wooden floor.

"Great," you muttered. "[m/n] is late for class again, and we'll both end up in detention. I swear, if [he/she/they] doesn't get their act together soon..." Your [e/c] eyes rolled as your meister suddenly burst into the classroom, panting and looking around in a panicked manner. [m/n] relaxed when they saw you, though, and quickly jogged over

"Hey [y/n]!" [m/n] whisper-yelled as they sat down in the empty seat that you'd saved right next to you. "Guess what?"

"If you say chicken butt..." You threatened, eyes narrowing, "I may just tell Stein that you were late." [m/n] just laughed.

"You know as well as I do that meister-weapon pairs generally receive their punishments together. And besides, this time I actually do have something important to say."

[y/n] sighed, knowing that they were fighting a losing battle. "Fine, what is it that you're obviously so excited to tell me?"

Your meister just fiddled in their seat. "Never mind, I'll tell you after school, mkay?"

"You little-" [y/n] threatened angrily, but was cut of by the arrival of Stein in his rolling chair.

"Hello class," the instructor said. "Today we'll be doing a dissection..."

[y/n] sighed. As Maka had once pointed out, all the they seem to be doing since Stein had become their professor was dissections. They had learned that the man wasn't to be questioned on that matter, though, because he wouldn't waver. It wasn't like there was a point in resisting his lessons, though. While they could be disturbing, as least they weren't boring lectures.

You settled down into your seat, eyes fluttering closed. You hadn't gotten much sleep last night, and you were pretty tired...

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"[y/n]! Get your ass up, class is over!"

You jolted awake, [e/c] eyes wide with surprise.

"What! What! I wasn't sleeping! Definitely not," you mumbled, rubbing your eyes.

Your meister rolled [his/her/their] eyes. "C'mon, like I said get your ass up. For once I actually paid attention in class so you could borrow my notes, so you're welcome."

You chuckled, and then ran your fingers through your [h/c] hair. Sleeping through case was definitely not like you...

"[m/n], you kinda needed to to learn to pay attention in class anyways. Just sayin'," you said, smiling a bit. "Even if it is a bunch of boring ass dissections that we learn nothing useful from."

"And right there you just described my entire reason for mostly ignoring class."

"Well, maybe actually listening for once will improve your meister-ing skills."

[m/n] raised an eyebrow. "And mind telling me exactly how that all connects?"

You just shrugged. "I dunno, maybe it'll make you pay attention to me more. I'm not a complete idiot, you know."

The meister snorted, running a hand through silky [h/c] strands of hair. "Yeah, right. Oh, and about that secret I meant to tell you..." [he/she/they] smirked suggestively. "I've heard from an entirely reliable source that Kid has a crush on you."

A perfectly emotionless expression on your face, you stared straight back at your meister. "I would certainly hope that that's the case, considering that we're dating and all," you said blandly.

The look on [m/n]'s face was priceless, one of complete and utter shock. Leaving them speechless, you walked over to where your boyfriend was standing, watching the entire event with no small amount of amusement.

"I presume that your meister just discovered that we're a couple now?" he asked dryly, squeezing your hand lightly as you interlocked your fingers with his.

"Oh, Kid," you laughed. "You sure do know how to understate things."

Together you both chuckled as [m/n]'s lips moved, attempting to form words but only succeeding in looking like a drowning fish.

Kid looked over at your meister with some curiosity. "You think we should help [he/she/them]? I mean, this must come as a surprise and all." But you just shrugged nonchalantly and waved a hand in [m/n]'s direction.

"Nah. I still need to get [him/her/them] back for the time that they pushed me off of the roof of the DWMA."

Finally finding words, your meister spluttered in indignation. "You're still mad at me for that?!"

Your boyfriend laughed. "If it makes you feel any better, [m/n], that incident was what eventually caused us to become a couple." Yellow-orange and [e/c] eyes sparkling with amusement, you both watched as the news became to much for poor [m/n] as [he/she/they] passed out and landed on the ground.

This time it was you looking on in mild concern. "Are you sure we shouldn't help them...?"

Kid just shrugged. "Nope. [m/n] simply isn't symmetrical enough."

You slapped him gently. "Kid, that isn't nice!" Pausing, you bit your lip. "Well, it is true. But it still isn't nice!" Your boyfriend laughed, ruffling your hair.

"That's always you, [y/n]. Always doing the nice thing."

[m/n]'s feeble voice rose up from the crumpled form on the cement. "Apparently not always..."