Big Book of Anime One Shots [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Attack on Titan / Fairy Tail ~ Teleportation Tricks and Drinking Games

(Oh gawd twin you gave me the tools to create a monster XD But it was a funny request)

I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS!!! This story is completely crack, but if you're up to reading some crazy shit then please, be my guest! I did add in my own and my twin's OCs from my other fanfiction though.

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It was a night about halfway through the three year training period when the group of friends- Eren, Mikasa, Roxy, Armin, Cyna, Bertholdt, Reiner, Annie, Sasha, Connie, Krista, Jean, Marco, and Ymir- were completely, absolutely, horribly bored. So they did the natural thing- they stole a bunch of alcohol from the officer's barracks. So what happened next? Well, let's just say that it was so strange and hilarious that none of the people involved remembered it as anything more than a dream the next morning...

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"Heyyyyyy gurrrrrl..." Eren hiccuped. "Aren't you looking sexy tonight. How about we take it *hic* back to my room?" He caressed her wooden seat and back, almost... Purring? But since the "girl" in question was in fact a chair, there was no response.

Marco was trying to make out with a napkin, Roxy was having a hysterical fit of laughter on the floor, and nobody else was in any better condition. Even Armin, usually the quiet, bookish one, had gone so far as to become drunk enough to try chasing an imaginary tail.

Sasha spoke up, quieting the room with a giant burp. "I know!" She giggled and almost fell over as she pulled herself to her feet. "Let's play fairies!" She began flapping her arms like wings and making strange noises as she stumbled around the room, sounds obviously meant to imitate fairies but which ended up sounding more like demented cat yowls. Some of the others (namely Krista and Jean) followed her lead, and Bertholdt tried to follow but ended up tripping over his feet and landing on top of Reiner, who seemed to be pretending to be a kitty cat and was meowing to himself while pawing the floor.

Suddenly a loud bang was heard and a swirling purple vortex appeared in the center of the room. All of the drunk cadets stared in awe as it seemed to open and four people and a flying cat fell out.

All four were obviously drunk. A blonde girl was giggling and leaning on a salmon-haired man who was drooling what seemed to be fire, while a red haired lady dressed in some strange armor was bashing a raven-haired man who kept burping snowflakes with a club and yelling at him to stop trying to be her rival. The flying cat was circling over their heads, flapping in some sort of messed up circle, and his eyes were so wide they were almost filling his tiny head as he began screaming "AYE SIR," at the top of his little kitty lungs.

Connie jumped up. "Who are you bitches?!" He screamed, waving around an empty liquor bottle for emphasis. "Cuz were the cadets of the 104th, here to kick some ass!" He swayed and fell to the floor at this point, yelling something about Titans being ugly.

Only the blonde seemed to be sober enough (and paying enough attention) to answer, and she was anything but sober. "Well," she giggled her voice seeming to change pitch several times in that one word. "I'm Lucy, this is Natsu," she poked the salmon haired man in the cheek, "the armored chick is Erza and the other dude is Gray! We're wizards from Fairy Tail, the best guild in Fiore!" She clapped her hands together and giggled for emphasis. "Oh! And the stupid cat is Happy. And I don't know where we are, but we're going to be best buddies!"

Suddenly Cyna sat up, blue eyes wide. "I know!" She screamed. "We'll play truth or dare!" Her voice slurred the last few words, but she still continued. "C'mon everybody, get your fat asses in a circle!"

Lucy suddenly began to cry. "My ass isn't fat! Natsu, that's sexual harassment!" Her lip began to tremble and tears welled from her chocolate brown eyes. But then she brightened. "But I do want to play truth or dare!" She dragged a fire-drooling Natsu over to Cyna and sat him down, and after another minute everybody had managed to get themselves into some semblance if a circle. (It looked more like an oval, really, but whatever).