The Cutest Mafia Boss

C4: Gummy Worms

*MARTIN TYLER*

Nagbabyahe na kami pauwi ni Yvonne at panay ang tingin ko sa kanya.

This freakishly, annoying, childish woman just kicked some arse earlier. How the hell did she do that?

"Hey, Yvonne."

"Yes?" she answered and then faced me.

"How did you do that? I mean, did you learn some self-defense or something?"

"Nope. Oto-sama taught me that."

"Oto-sama?"

"Papa taught me," paglilinaw niya pa.

"Ah..." Sorry naman. Malay ko ba sa lenggwahe ng babaeng 'to.

"Where's your parents?"

"Japan."

"Any relatives with you?"

"They are all in Japan. Mama is managing the dojo. And papa is taking care of the Mafia town. My little sister can't come, because she's only ten."

Mafia? Did I heard it right? I looked at her again. And heck she's eating some blue marshmallows again.

The hell with the mafia. Baka niloloko lang ako ng babaeng 'to.

"Where's the exact location of your house. I'll take you home," tanong ko na lang.

"It is in neverland." I tsked and looked at her again.

"Seriously, Yvonne." And I heard her chuckled.

"Dito, o." Pinindot niya ang navigator ko kaya't itinuro na nito ang daan.

A few minutes after. We arrived at this huge-gated mansion. It was silent and a bit dark from here.

"Sure, this is your house?"

"Yes."

"Then why does it feel...dangerous?" Habang papalapit kasi ang aming sasakyan ay napapansin ko na ang mga tao sa paligid.

Mga malalaking lalake na armado ng mga baril at lahat sila ay diretsong nakatingin sa aming sasakyan.

I gulped and blinked twice. Is this a home or a military campsite?

"Why are they armed?"

"So we can be safe! H'wag kang maingay ha? Pero nandito lang kasi siya sa paligid."

Agad namang namawis ang kamay ko dahil sa narinig.

"S-sinong nasa paligid?" She looked at me and pointed a finger on the window.

"Si Swiper."

"What?!" Dang it! And it scared the hell out of me. Tinakot ko pa ang sarili ko.

"Adik," bulong ko na lang.

This woman is crazy!

Iniliko ko na ang sasakyan nang makalapit kami sa harapan ng kanyang bahay or should I say mansion. Mula sa labas ay nakakatakot ito tignan pero nagliliwanag naman ang buong kabahayan sa malapitan.

Inihinto ko na ang sasakyan. Lalabas na sana ako para pagbuksan siya pero ang aligaga, ayun nauna nang lumabas.

Pagkababa ko naman ng sasakyan ay natanaw ko siya kaharap ang mga nakayukong maids.

"Pffft." Agad kong tinakpan ang bibig ko upang pigilan ang tawa ko.

They all look hilarious!

Mukha silang rainbow mula ulo hanggang paa. Iba-iba ang kulay ng mga suot nilang uniform at nakapila pa sa pagkakasunud-sunod sa kulay ng rainbow.