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Quackity : what kind of shampoo do you use??

Wilbur : I don't remember, I haven't showered over a decade

Quackity : then how the hell do you smell good??

Wilbur : awww, you think I smell good? :D

Quackity : hell no, you smell like shit

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Tommy : why am I always the third wheel in every group?

Wilbur & Quackity : no your not,

Tommy : you two are literally on a date

Wilbur & Quackity having a romantic restaurant moment : what make you say that?

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Wilbur : son I have something to tell, I'm-

Fundy : gay? Dad, I already knew

Wilbur : what, how??

Fundy : I have heard things in Quackity room that I shouldn't have

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Wilbur yelling bout how he should join las Nevadas

Quackity : I swear, if you don't shut up I'll-

Wilbur : what? Whatcha gonna do?

Quackity : I'll fucking kiss you!

Wilbur, yells even louder

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Wilbur : excuse me! Have you seen my beloved boyfriend?! I can't find him

Stranger : how does he look like?

Wilbur : FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Quackity, hiding in some bushes : so this is the kinda shit he does when he can't find me

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