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Tommy : hey Wilbur, can you be more quiet with sally next time?

Sally : i wasn't with Wilbur last night?

Wilbur : ....

Quackity : are you saying I moan LIKE A FISH

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Power goes ut

Quackity : Wilbur, can you go grab the flashlight from the kitchen?

Wilbur : but you're the light of my life

Quackity : Wilbur Soot if you don't get the flashlight I Swear

Wilbur : Okay fine, Quackity

Wilbur, shining the flashlight in Quackity's face: Happy?

Quackity : No, the light of my life is blinding me

Wilbur : I knew it

Quackity, smiling : Come on let's get these lights back on

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Wilbur, kisses Quackity

Quackity slaps Wilbur : what the fuck are you doing Wilbur?!

Wilbur : ouch! the hell?

Quackity : shit sorry, I forgot we were dating

Wilbur : HOW CAN YOU FORGET-

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Tommy : describe your ideal boyfriend

Wilbur : short, rich and owns a country-

Tommy : you're just describing Quackity aren't you?

Tommy, later to Quackity : describe your ideal boyfrie-

Quackity : Wilbur

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Tommy, bleeding : call me an ambulance

Tubbo : you're an ambulance?

Tommy :

Tommy : why...?

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A/N
I WAS BORED OKAY AND I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DID NOT CHANGE THE COVER UR HAVING HALLUCINATIONS

QUICK EDIT: HOW IS THIS STILL LIKE IN THE TOP 10 THIS IS SO HORRIBLE

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