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Quackity : why does it smell like something is burning?

Wilbur : it's my burning desire for you

Quackity : Wilbur the toster is on fire

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Some dude and wilbur having a conversation

Dude : man, I bet you get all the girls

Wilbur, nervously gay laughter

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Quackity : why can't you just see things from my perspective??

Wilbur, sits on the floor

Quackity : listen here you little fucker

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Quackity : Wilbur, would you be mad at me for something I didn't do?

Wilbur : what? Of course not!

Quackity : okay! I forgot to pick up Tommy from prison

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Phil : you know what they say, when life gives you lemons..

Wilbur : you use them as a battery

Tommy : you throw them at people

Techno : squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume it's identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies will now cower at you feet

Phil : ....make lemonade,

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