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Wilbur : WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LIMITED EDITION SALMON OREOS?

Wilbur : I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KI-

Quackity : I did, I'm sorry

Wilbur : -kiss you and buy you more, you clearly haven't eaten enough dear

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Wilbur : Tommy asked me if 4 was a big number,

Wilbur : what do I tell him?

Wilbur : like 4 dollars isn't many dollars

Wilbur : but 4 body's is alot

Quackity : tell him that context is important

Wilbur : I knew i could trust you :)

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Quackity : salmon! We have a color named after you!

Salmon : you do? Is it a silvery blue like my outsides?

Quackity : well-

Salmon : why is it pink?

Quackity :.... sally

Salmon : WHY IS IT PINK

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Wilbur, just came home : Quackity! I'm hom- what the hell

Quackity, surrounded by food and eating them : oh hi Wilbur, welcome back

Wilbur : what happened?

Quackity : the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything

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Tubbo : if I punch my face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Techno : strong

Wilbur : weak

Tommy : a fucking moran

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