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Quackity : you know I want to be the reason why you look at your phone and smile

Wilbur : awwv, th-

Quackity : then hit your face on a street poll :)

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Tommy : Wilbur, why is there a dozen of flowers from quackity??

Wilbur : that BITCH.. TOMMY SEND HIM CHOCOLATES

Tommy : what???

Wilbur : this isn't a little fight anymore, THIS IS WAR

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Quackity : Wilbur.. I thought you were dead.. you died

Wilbur : yeah, it didn't really stick

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3am

Quackity, mumbling to himself

Wilbur, waking up : Quackity?? wtf are you doing??

Quackity : Wilbur, the letter A looks like the top part of a pencil..

Wilbur : what the hell?

Quackity : the word 'OK' looks like a stick man

Wilbur : huh??

Quackity : Wilbur, 63 LOOKS LIKE AMONG US

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Phil : Tommy, your on trash duty!

Tommy : uno reverse

Samsung fridge : Tommy, you can't uno reverse your way through life

Tommy :

Tommy : watch me

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