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Wilbur : Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Techno, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Wilbur : fsh?

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Tubbo : What are your goals in life Ranboo?

Ranboo : To pet all the dogs

Tubbo : No, like fitness goals

Ranboo : To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Phil : Violence isn't the answer

Techno: You’re right

Phil, sighs in relief

Techno: Violence is the question

Phil : What?

Techno, bolting away: And the answer is yes

Phil, running after them: NO-

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Tommy, walking into the living room : why the fuck is everyone standing on chairs

Ranboo : we are playing 'we saw a spider somewhere and I have no idea where it is'

Tommy, jumped on the couch

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