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Tommy : Quackity and Wilbur saying they are straight, is like me saying I love Dream

Tommy : THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING LIES AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

Phil : it's 2 am child, shut up or I won't hesitate to craft a belt

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Wilbur kisses Quackity on the cheek,

Quackity : what the fuck was that!?

Wilbur : affectation?

Quackity : eww, disgusting

Quackity : .......do it again

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Wilbur : I did the right thing to marry you

Quackity : wha- we are not married!

Wilbur : not yet

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Quackity : you'k the first time I ever meet you I thought you were annoying and weird

Wilbur : and?

Quackity : and your still fucking are

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Tommy : hey you know what sucks?

Techno : vaccums

Tommy : you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Techno : black holes

Tommy : you know what isn't cool?

Techno : you

Tommy : you bitch

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