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A/N THANK YOU FOR READING! WE GOT 1 ON QUACKBUR THANK YOU! AND 600 READS? ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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Tommy : how tall are you both?

Wilbur : 6'5

Quackity : 5'7

Tommy : guess that's a long distance relationship

Wilbur :

Quackity :

Wilbur : high five

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Wilbur : did you know, 'beg you pardon?' is the English equivalent of 'what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?'

Quackity : why do I need to know that

Wilbur : beg you pardon?

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Quackity : mother, Wilbur asked me on dinner today

Mother : ok, you should go. It's free dinner

Quackity : but I don't like him

Mother : you like dinner

A year later

Quackity : and that's how we got married,

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Slime writing in his diary

Slime : dear diary, today I learned my first curse word from Quackity. It's called bitch

Slime : dear diary, today I learned the f word. It is fuck

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