Incorrect Quotes For Your Soul

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Don't worry there will be some with canon characters.

Warning: cursing ahead

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Eileen: Is something burning?
Homura: Just my love for you.
Eileen: Homura, the Protectors guild hall is on fire.

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Mamoru: So are we flirting right now?
Irene: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Mamoru: That doesn't answer my question.

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Adreanna: Someone here will die.
Homura: Oh fun!

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Adelina: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Yuki: Three words.
Adelina:

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Homura: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*lightning strikes Homura*
Homura: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Kai: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Homura: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Homura: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Devmayi: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Adelina: You know how I fly.
Adelina: And I'm not talking about that time I flew into a pole.

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Devmayi: *transforms into Adelina*
Adelina: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way shorter. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Adreanna: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Devmayi: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Irene: People are always asking if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Irene: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Yuki: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up after all the chaos is over.

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Kai: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Eileen: Truth or dare?
Adreanna: Truth
Eileen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Adreanna:
Adreanna: ...dare.
Eileen: Go to bed.
Adreanna: I don't like this game.

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Yuki: This person has been bothering me.
Mamoru: Kill him.
Yuki:
Mamoru, softer: I'll kill him for you?
Yuki: Onii-chan, no.

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Kai: You know you've made it when you see pictures of you everywhere.
Irene: ...
Irene: Those are wanted posters.
Homura: And I have more than each of you combined.

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