{Magical} (Encanto x reader oneshots!)

Crackheads (Madrigal Family)

The madrigal's saying random crap that my class has said/done. And yes, all of this has happened, and I will add more to this chapter whenever more stupid shit happens with the idiots in my class. Also, whenever you see the little * thing that means that my good friend Kay_7766  said that.
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Camilo: *running at full speed around Casita and screamig for dear life*

Isabela: *chasing after him at full speed* *

Mirabel and Dolores: "GO ISA!"

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Julieta: "BRUNO! HOW DID YOU GET OVER THERE?!"

Bruno from the roof: "✨magic✨" *

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Abuela: "remember the main rule, don't listen to Camilo or Mirabel"

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Luisa: *eating a whole chicken breast by itself* Luisa: what?

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Camilo: *throwing candy around the town*
Camilo: I'M THE CANDY MAN!

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Isabela: *demonic screeching at Mirabel after getting into a fight* *
Isabela: sorry I love you *hugs her then runs away* *

Mirabel: *yelling* I LOVE YOU TOO!

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Isabela to Mirabel: congrats Mirabel your no longer a failure! *

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The Madrigal grandchildren: YOUR WATCHING TREEHOUSE

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The guy that lost his hair: remember, all bald men once had a head of hair

Camilo: yeah and now they all have a shiny egg head that you can stick a plunger on it *sticks plunger on head* *

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Julieta: Mirabel's not sick

Camilo: she got eaten by a cow

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Camilo talking to Dolores: are you listening to me?

Dolores looking up from her book: sorry she just got stabbed *

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Isabela: does disappointment also run in your family?

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Bruno: *dramatic sigh* life is hard *

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Pepa: that's why I said it ✨enthusiasticly✨*

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Camilo holding out his hand at a child:

Mirabel: what are you, Gandalf?

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Agustín to Julieta when they are ice skating: my back IS arched!

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Isabela, Mirabel, and Luisa spying on Dolores's date: may the best one win *shakes hands*

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Abuela to Mirabel: this is dog water

Abuela to Isabela: and this is sparkling dog water

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Young pepa: WebOS?

Young Bruno: Webos! *

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Julieta: *walks into the kitchen* who ate my last arepa?

Mirabel: it's Camilo, it's always fucking Camilo

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Camilo: *playing Indiana Jones with Antonio* I don't think I'm gonna make it! *fakes passes out*

Julieta: lunch is ready!

Camilo: *immediately standing up and running out of the room* CIVILIZATION!

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Julieta: the tables cold

Her three kids: *slams hand on table aggressively*