Euphoria x Melancholy

life is fuckd, coz I'm horny

18+ content, u may risk and see even if you're not i know that XD ppl been having sex at 16 years with gf, here me had a gf but didn't even get a kiss in life at 19 years age fuck off life lmao.

I was supposed to be offline on hiatus, but this Itz_me_horny posted something which made me feel poetic and i wrote a new creative philosophy lmao it's weird ik but it's like :

If you wonder why life is messed up, remember that you're kinky and horny becoz the more you're the more sticky mess will be around u; lover and good friends r the ones who clear all the mess of your life with their tongue of friendliness and comfort. You're sexy asf

If you think depression always comes to you and stuck, simply it means you're too seductive and cute and depression is obsessed to u that's why. You're really cute asf

If you wonder why problems suck it's basically coz they find your lips very juicy and probs know you're very tasty, they've been coming every now and then for having a bite of your deliciousness. You're tasty asf.

If your day was bad today, you certainly were too good comparatively. You're amazing asf. If u don't find yourself amazing just let your friends or crush taste your sweet love nectar and say it then u will certainly believe lmao

When life gives u lemons, squeeze and suck em and when life gives bananas, just peel them off and eat lmao coz bananas and lemons are nutritious lolll NVM sorry my not-18+ readers *trigger sounds*

Some random kinky questions for my readers:

1. Have you ever tried putting a real bannaa insidee ?? I mean it might get mashed up before going in but it's certainly a nice nutritional sweet treat for your bfs and fwbs.

2. Have you tried masterbating in a risky condition like your parents around u but u still did it anyhow inside blanket? In childhood i used to by mistake watch some spicy sexy stuffs (i was innocent, now don't call me perv u bitch) and i cummed many times in my hands while masterbating and i certainly never been caught, back then my parents used to sleep beside me. I still did It anyways. Lol it's risky, byt thrilling ;)

3. Have u tried to sneak to your neighborhood crush and seduce them in some corner by stripping off and licking their face idky I'm giving such weird ideas lol

4. If u had to choose between your crush, your beloved, your lover, your bestie and your bf. Whom would u want to fuck/be fucked most?

Oh btw i certainly don't mind being shared lmao. Kidding, I'm very precious and only reserved for my all in one person if any.

5. Tried putting an ice cream on it and then licking off? I certainly had a kink of celebrating birthday with my future wife (she must be ultra kinky I'm sure even if she's not, I'll make her more kinky than kinkiest ppl) by literally having the cake spread on her there and lick it off in between the legs.

6. Oreo? Yummy? Mmhhh

7. How do u feel rn? Kinky or horny or *****?

By the way i use asf often, i never know what asf means tho? I'm not sure, so i was talking to someone and abbreviated ASF= aru's sexy fucks ik I'm amazing and famed in that even tho I'm virgin, ppl dreaming hella lot about me that's why everyone uses asf lol

Also mf= me fingering

So be careful whenever using these, it is getting me involved lol

*Bye bye, runs away*