Childlike Sincerity

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Hood: Haah~...tonight is definitely going well so far. Wouldn't you agree Scharnhorst?

Scharnhorst: Mmm...I-dun see you...

Hood turned to the battleship, who was both drunk off her ass and had her eyepatch over the wrong eye, exposing her blind eye.

Hood: Well, at least she still has the actual eye there

Hood gently took the eyepatch and corrected it over the proper eye. When she could see again, Scharnhorst pointed very sloppily to Hood, wobbling on her feet.

Scharnhorst: I-I shallenge you to a dul!

Hood: You've had enough Scharnhorst, I think it's time you go home with Gneisenau

Scharnhorst: Nah...I'm fine...

Hood: No, you're not

She grabbed Scharnhorst's outstretched hand and pulled her in, hooking her arm behind her while putting Scharnhorst's arm over her neck to walk with her. Heading back inside, she saw most of the girls passed out from drinking, eating themselves into a coma, or in the very special case, simply fell asleep.

Hood: Where is she...did she fall asleep too?

?: Kommandantin?

Stepping out of the bathroom, Gneisenau saw Hood fairly close by and shouldering her sister, who looked blacked out.

Hood: There you are Gneisenau. I believe your sister has had more than enough tonight

Scharnhorst: Nine! I'm perficly fine!

Gneisenau: She even said no wrong...very well, I'll take her home Kommandantin

She took the girl's other shoulder, taking her away from Hood while Scharnhorst uselessly tried to flail away from her younger sister.

Hood: Such an adorable pair...quite unbefitting to be called the "Ugly Sisters" with how they look

A weight suddenly fell onto her back, which she stumbled from but ultimately caught and held onto. Whoever it was, they were quite heavy.

Bismarck: Did you think something mean about me?!

Ah...Bismarck is drunk.

Hood: Of course not Bismarck, I'm surprised you suddenly jumped on me though...

Bismarck: Hmph, I'm tired!

Bismarck pouted adorably on her back, which almost gave Hood a nosebleed

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Bismarck pouted adorably on her back, which almost gave Hood a nosebleed. She shook off her trance and hoisted Bismarck up so she could hold her legs, giving Bismarck and piggyback ride.

Hood: Alright then meine Prinzessin, shall we get going?

Bismarck: Yes! Onwards!

Hood: She's rather childlike when drunk...

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