We cut to the outside of the base where we see Callan walking towards Sarge before reaching him
Callan: You called Sarge?
Sarge: Yes Callan I did, but first-
Sarge then looks at Grif and Simmons who are still walking slowly towards Sarge
Sarge: Hurry up, ladies! This ain't no ice cream social!
Simmons and Grif then exchanged looks before looking back at Sarge
Simmons: Ice cream social?
Sarge: Stop the pillow talk, you two. Anyone. Want to guess. Why I gathered you here? Today?
Grif: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Callan: Pfft, you wish
Sarge: (Sarcastic and looks at Grif) That's exactly it private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, Callan is in charge of the merchandise, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF THE CONFETTI!
Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir
Sarge: God DAMN it, Private! Shut your damn mouth, or else I'll have Simmons silt your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh, I'd do it, too
Sarge: I know you would, Simmons. Good man
Callan/Grif: (Kissass)
Callan: Hang on Sarge. Isn't that a little extreme?
Simmons: Wasn't Grif the one who destroyed your nearly completed nine-month project on the Hydra?
Callan: (Reloads his magnum) Say the signal and I'll do it, Sarge
Sarge: One day Callan. One day. Now a couple of things today, ladies and Callan. Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number One
Grif: Crap. We're getting a rookie
Sarge: That's right, dead man
Callan: When's our rookie coming here Sarge?
Sarge: Our new recruit will be here within the week. But today, we received the first part of our shipment from Command
Grif, Callan, and Simmons look at each other before looking at Sarge. Sarge then turned to the hill behind him
Sarge: Lopez, bring up the vehicle
A Soldier in brown armor named Lopez is seen driving a warthog before stopping next to the reds
Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: Shotgun!
Grif then realizes that he was too late
Grif: FUCK!
Sarge: May I introduce our new, light reconnaissance vehicle. It has four-inch armor plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen! This is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog
Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation son
Callan: You know, I think I can make some modifications to the Warthog, with the right materials and equipment. Maybe replace the gunner position with a rocket launcher
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Why Are We Here? (Red Vs Blue x Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...
