Blueflameknight: Merry Christmas everyone! Now, after a long hiatus and Red Vs Blue being removed from YouTube, I've finally found a solution to writing the episodes. So without further ado, I hope you all have a nice Christmas and I hope you enjoy the chapter. Happy Holidays everyone!
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We cut outside Blue Base where we see Sarge looking at the Blues as the other Reds
Callan: This ain't gonna work for a second
Grif: Make it less
Sarge: (Looks at Callan and Grif) Put a cork in it, Fast Eddie. There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo
Meanwhile with the Blues. We see Church looking at them back while still hiding behind the rock with Doc and Tucker
Church: (Looks at Doc and Tucker) Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo (Looks at the Reds) What are your terms?!
Tucker: Their what?
Meanwhile with the Reds
Grif: Our what?
Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if you can get Lopez back Sarge
Callan: Huh, guess it would be nice to have Lopez back
Grif: Oh, yeah! 'Cause then he can fix the Warthog better than Callan!
Callan then looks at Grif and slowly raises the pistol at him but Simmons slowly pushes it down
Donut: (Looks at Sarge) Ooh, ooh, Sarge! Tell them we want the flag
Grif: Yeah, and some cake!
Donut: Ooh...Wait, wait, Sarge, just the cake.
Sarge: (Looks at the Blues) Alright, Blues! First off! We want your flag-
Simmons: Wait, wait, wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up
Sarge: (Looks at the blues) -To stay right where it is! Keep the flag! But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!
Meanwhile with the Blues. Church looks slightly worried
Church: Uh-oh
Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!
Tucker: (Looks at Church) Well, Church, what's it gonna be?
Church: (Looks at Tucker) Chingado! No way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!
Church: Uh...He's not here anymore!
Callan: What do you mean!?
Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara" And then he just took off!
Church: (Looks at Tucker) That's not Spanish, you idiot. That's French. Let's try this. (Looks at the Reds) Hey Reds! Would you take a medic as a hostage?
Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there
With the Reds, Simmons looks at the others
Simmons: Yeah. That sounds pretty good to me
Callan: Same. Let's take the medic
Grif: I don't know, I feel like we can hold out for more
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