Blueflameknight: Previously on Red Vs Blue
Tucker: We're under attack!
Blueflameknight: And now onto the chapter
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We open at Blue Base where we see Tucker, Church, and DuFresne hiding behind a boulder as Simmons, Callan, and Grif fire on them
Chuch: Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice
Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant
Church: Just go over to Caboose's rock and fire your gun a bunch
Tucker turns around to see Caboose hiding behind another rock
Tucker: That rock? (Looks at Church) Yeah, I don't think so
Church: We do not have time to discuss this
Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets, shootin' the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich
Church: Tucker, we're gonna give you covering fire
Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're going to build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now
Church: No problem. Oh, wait, wait. Does the blood have to be in your body?
We then cut to Callan, Grif, and Simmons firing their assault rifles at the boulder
Grif: (Vibrating) Simmmooonns! Calllaaan! I can'ttt feeeeel my hannddss!
Simmons: (Looks at Grif) Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass
Callan: I still sometimes wonder how the hell are you in the military
Back with the Blues. Church looks at DuFresne
Church: Alright, you, Doc. Get over there and help Caboose.
DuFresne: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne
Church: Yeah. I can't pronounce that, so from now on, your name is Doc
DuFresne: I'm not really comfortable with that. I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic
Tucker: What's the difference?
DuFresne: (Looks at Tucker) Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die
Tucker: Mental note: don't ever get shot
Church: It's settled, then. Your name is now Doc
Congratulations! DuFresne is now Doc from this point forward!
Doc: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick
Press F for Doubt
Tucker: Oh trust us, it will stick
Church: (Looks at Doc) Now, get over to Caboose and help him hold that position
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