Blueflameknight: Previously on Red Vs Blue
Grif: So uh, Sarge got shot in the head, and I gave him CPR and he lived
Sarge: And I saw a blue ghost!
Blueflameknight: Now onto the chapter!
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We cut to the top of Red Base where we see Callan, Grif, and Simmons looking at Donut confused as he wears pink armor now
Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the Blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!
Grif, Callan, and Simmons look at one another before looking back at Donut
Grif: Uh...Hey, Donut?
Donut: What?
Simmons: Um...About your armor...
Donut: What about it?
Simmons: How do I put this...Your armor is, um...It's a little um, Callan you wanna help me out here?
Callan: Donut, your armor is pink
Simmions: Yeah, that's it. Pink
Grif: PINK
Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink
Donut: Yeah, definitely pink
Donut: You guys are color-blind. Why would they give me pink armor
Grif: Hey, don't ask, don't tell
Simmons: Haha, that's not funny
Grif: Hahaha, it's a little funny
Donut: Look at it. It's not pink. It's like, uh...A lightish red
Callan: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. It's called pink
Donut: I hate you guys
Sarge then comes up with Lopez following from behind
Sarge: Well hello, dirtbags (Looks at Donut) And a fine hello to you, madam
Donut: It's light red
Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?
Donut: Yes sir
Sarge: Excellent
Donut: (Holds up a mechanical piece)They said this speech unit should work with Lopez
Grif: Speech unit?
Donut: (Hands it to Sarge) Here you go
Sarge: (Grabs it) Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I started building Lopez. But once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. No offense, Simmons, and Callan
Callan: None taken
Simmons: Oh, don't worry. I know who you meant, sir
Grif: Wait a second. Lopez is a robot?
Callan: Of course he is dumbass. You didn't notice that he never talks?
Grif: I just thought he was a really quiet guy
Sarge: And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?
Grif: Well, I- I did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd. Uh, I just thought he was trying to impress me
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